like a sledgehammer to my ears

Please go listen to this. It is horrifying. And something for you all to think about...my cousin michael hates all michael jackson's music but has every paris and lindsay lohan album. and not in an ironic way. he is from canada...but is that really an excuse.
http://www.kiisfm.com/pages/paris/

beer thief

Now you know as well as i do when you go to a party you bring yourself some liquor and expect other people to drink some of it. But seriously, when I arrive at the party and put the beer in the cooler, go to the bathroom, and come back to get one only to find every last one is already gone...you sir are an ass.

on a side note, i love paula deen. It makes me miss georgia, and i never thought i would. And for the record, Bernie's Bistro does not have good fried chicken. fried chicken without bones in is an abomination.