no more bodily fluids

so i run an after school program in portland. I would like to just make it a few days without having to deal with pee, poop, or blood. yesterday this girl got a bloody nose and it was as if her whole head exploded. sometimes i hate my job.

why david caruso rules my world

ok, i admit it. i love CSI: Miami. It is a totally ridiculous and over the top show. I know that I should I hate everything about it, but I just can't. Every epsiode I wait in anticipation for David's big line. It is usually something rediculous, like... "miama never closes" said in a dark husky voice.

every episode i just wait for the line.

thank god it is on every night. Go A&E!

resolutions

It is weird to think about creating a new year's resolution just because that is the day you do it on. Typically I don't bother, because it is really just setting yourself up for failure. However, I am in rare form this year and have indeed set a resolution.

I will fulfill all bets within one month of making them.

So this probably means nothing to most of you, however it is an entertaining concept. I have a nasty habit of betting people. Usually something that comes up in conversation that you disagree on, such as is it Smokey Bear or Smokey THE Bear. Well, if your answer is smokey the bear, you would have looked like this.



However, making this resolution means I will have to fulfill 2 outstanding bets. So, sometime within the next month I will
1. Be performing at the Lloyd Center ice skating rink dressed as a motorcyclist. Helmet and all. FYI there are no, i repeat no motorcycles on ice videos on you tube.

2. Be performing the grease song of my choosing downtown. I have to go into at least 3 stores/bars. I have to sing at the top of my lungs. And the whole thing will be video taped. FYI Kennicki from Grease 1 is not in Grease 2. If you have suggestions of your favorite grease song I would love to hear them.