what are cabs for if not this

imagine...you are standing outside waiting for a cab in the pouring rain. Your friend has just finished throwing up on the steps of the four star restaurant you were just kicked out of. the cab pulls up, looks at the throw up and keeps driving. Seriously, we waited like 40 minutes for that cab. and isn't that your job. to take drunk people home. Now I have to make bad choices...again. F-you.