Pants off dance off

For whatever reason I searched "pants off dance off" on flicker. While there were many brilliant photos, this one in particular stood out for me.

where did all the dj's go

I noticed today that the radio station dj's are dissappearing from our existence. I will admit there are some things that technology can do better, but creating a playlist ain't one of them. Proof: U2 Sunday Bloody Sunday followed by Macarena. True Story.

And on a side note, I have just gotten sucked into another episode of the Hills in an effort to avoid my homework. I sort of hate myself, but not as much as I hate LC and the crew of evil.

what are cabs for if not this

imagine...you are standing outside waiting for a cab in the pouring rain. Your friend has just finished throwing up on the steps of the four star restaurant you were just kicked out of. the cab pulls up, looks at the throw up and keeps driving. Seriously, we waited like 40 minutes for that cab. and isn't that your job. to take drunk people home. Now I have to make bad choices...again. F-you.

like a sledgehammer to my ears

Please go listen to this. It is horrifying. And something for you all to think about...my cousin michael hates all michael jackson's music but has every paris and lindsay lohan album. and not in an ironic way. he is from canada...but is that really an excuse.
http://www.kiisfm.com/pages/paris/

beer thief

Now you know as well as i do when you go to a party you bring yourself some liquor and expect other people to drink some of it. But seriously, when I arrive at the party and put the beer in the cooler, go to the bathroom, and come back to get one only to find every last one is already gone...you sir are an ass.

on a side note, i love paula deen. It makes me miss georgia, and i never thought i would. And for the record, Bernie's Bistro does not have good fried chicken. fried chicken without bones in is an abomination.

best line from the million cover letters i read today

Culture, race, and language can be dividing, but the humanity in all of us is ever present and aching to be acknowledged and respected.

Puke!

best line overheard today

Are you ready to kick ass for mother earth! Screamed by one of those lovely PIRG volunteers.